Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain. - Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland
Results for "A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet - Helen Rowland
One man's folly is another man's wife. - Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper. - Helen Rowland
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them. - Helen Rowland
A husband is what's left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. - Helen Rowland
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland
A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? - Helen Rowland
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end. - Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won`t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
a wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. - Helen Rowland
A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and a sympathetic woman gets him. - Helen Rowland
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. - Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. - Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her. - Helen Rowland
Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you`ve said; after marriage, he`ll fall asleep before you finish saying it. - Helen Rowland